Deadman90 (Forum Moderator) 01/04/01 10:30 PM IP Address: 24.147.61.127 Ban User When The Primal Scream Approach Fails to Make You Feel Better Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to the Last Ride block. Since Raw was nothing to write home about I will say this, UT won his match agaist Rikishi. That sent him along to Smackdown for a shot at the two other #1 contenders. Smackdown was enough to make me want to kill. Cussing, screaming at the top of my lungs, and throwing shit at the TV didn't help, so murder is the next step. Although at my trial I would have to plead insanity. This crap is driving me crazy. UT's promo was good. He pulled out new phrase for us all to enjoy. If you feel froggy, jump. The match which was set to be Taker v Screw Face Regal V Lame turned out to be UT V Asstin V Lame after Asstin once again commited vehicular assault to take out Regal. And the topper was 6'2 250 LB Asstin threatning lil STRAMPhanie McFuckoff. Some tough guy bullying a girl. Seeing The Texas Drunken Disgrace behave like a ignoramous to get his way after he put himself into a situation where he would be screwed is pathetic. It's like saying hellraiser is a cool term for instigator. The only difference between a real hellraiser and Asstin is that Asstin can't live with the consequences of his own actions. He'll piss, moan, and cheap shot the person he wronged first when they returned the favor. On to the match, It was let's pick on Taker. UT was still confined to selling his own moves to Lame ass and overselling that overated Lou Thez press to Asshole. Most of the time the advantage was gained on UT by both Lame and Asstin by waiting until UT was preoccupied or had his back turned. Finally UT gains an advantage of his own. He chokeslams Asstin. A very weak one since the pussy can't take shit anymore. Then he chokeslams Lame. UT is about to take Asstin for the Last Ride when Fatass arrives. So once Taker dipatches of him with a chokeslam, he turns around to walk into a stunner. Fortunatley I read the spoilers and changed the channel as UT turned. Knowing what happened was bad enough, seeing it was another. So Asstin basically gets his way by resorting to the lowest common denominator and exploiting inteference. There's someone worthy of a title shot. Considering he has done nothing in three months to prove he should be anywhere near it anyway. Funny how if that happened to him he would be all up in arms about it. Before I go I would like to step into my fantasy world and take my readers with me. Now, assume for a moment Taker functioned under Asstin's lowbrow mentality. Just going after those he felt wronged him. In Taker's case, he was wronged. Usually Asstin brings it on himself or isn't wronged at all. Rikishi for feeling froggy would have a beating coming. Asstin would have the biggest one for not only not being able to cope with the fact he fucked up and paid for it so feeling the need to worm his way into Taker's match, but also for not winning fairly. Wouldn't that be a sight? Asstin left broken on a cold concrete floor with UT lording over him. In my world, Asstin never gets any payback because in my world he is not popular so his push can't save him.