Deadman90 (Forum Moderator) 11/25/00 10:32 PM IP Address: 24.147.61.127 Ban User An Open Letter to Kurt Angle Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deadman enters the crypt, stands before it's inhabitants and announces "I am Deadman, and I am a horrendous typist." I never realized the amount errors there were in past editions of The Last Ride. I would like to take a different approach in writing today. I call this "An open letter to Kurt Angle." Dear Kurt, I have a suggestion for you, the WWF title thief. You did steal it from Taker after UT had it won on two or three occasions. Go to whinning pussies anonymous. The only thing sore about The Undertaker's loss at Survivor Series is your ass from the beating you took there, on Raw, and on Smackdown. You, like many other WWF wrestlers, are suffering from Chronic Bitching Syndrome. You cheated, you know you did, so you come out on Smackdown and complain after The Phenom pays you back in spades on Raw. I don't care about how respected you claim you were by high school, college, and olympic competitors. This is the WWF boy, the word respect has no meaning. You want to know where Taker's gold medals where. Queenie, The Undertaker is The Phenom. In 10 years he has trancended any honor awarded. Something you can never claim. So keep talking like your two lousy gold medals, that most people don't even care you have, matters. You must not be as great a medal winner as you claim if you don't appear on a wheaties box. And I don't mean the one you made at the photo booth at the mall. Or the one your mom made on her PC at home. Yes, Taker has a spiffy bike, and you should only be fortunate enough to have him run you down with it or drop it on you. Yes, Taker has some scary tattoos. Isn't it nice to see the obvious hasn't escaped even your small mind. His ink is no scarier then your brother's face. Damn, he looks like he was the one disfigured by fire. Check Under Kane's mask and you may find the real Eric Angle. UT's art is less frightening then the size 18 boot print he will tattoo on your forehead. Speaking of brothers, you say you love yours. Love is not cowardly shoving him at Taker like shoving someone off a platform in front of a runaway train. Here's a visual to help you understand your situation. The bratty neighborhood boy (Angle) who is bound and insistent on harassing that big mean dog (Taker) only because he is behind a fence, one day picks up a stick and starts poking the big mean dog. Sure the boy thinks it is all in fun. So day in and day out the boy picks up the same stick and pokes at the dog. Day after day that stick gets shorter, until one day the boy notices the dog is no longer chewing on the stick, but on brat boy's arm. The boy knows he is in trouble for teasing the dog so he makes it seem like he did nothing wrong. But everybody knows he did. The boy keeps it up. Trying a new plan, he places his backside up against the fence, daring the dog to bite his butt. Not feeling his pants pull or a literal pain in the ass, he thinks the dog will just stand there and bark. Is the boy ever wrong. The dog has leaped over that fence and is now digging his teeth into the boy's neck. His life's blood spweing from his jugular. Some would say they dog would be put down. In most cases this is true. But for ten years that the big dog has been in the yard, so many have tried to put him to sleep after attacking his instigators. They have all failed. Cheating and taunting Taker is that stick, Edge, Christain, and Eric are that butt against the fence. Using E&C to help jump him is like trying to put the big dog to sleep, it's failing. If Anything, your friends got fixed by the big dog thanks to Mick Foley. The moral of the story, before you become the breakfast of the true champion, stop poking Taker while you still have a stick and an ass. If you choose not to heed this warning, then don't bitch and whine when he beats your ass again for being a sore winner. Sincerely, Deadman, Deadman Inc Victim Record Keeper 1. Kurt Angle 2. Eric Angle 3. Edge 4. Christain