Deadman90 
  

05/17/01 

 It Had To Happen  


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For a guy that has no sleeves, UT sure has a few tricks. Playing Asstin for a sucker, and at his own game none the less. Then setting up a little trap of his own. As usual, once Taker gets a good pace going, it's time to let his opposition take over. In a rather tasteless manner I might add. 

As it turned out, and it didn't take a brain surgeon to figure, Ass Freak calls the Cincinnati police and has them tell Taker that his wife had been in a car wreck. As well as call Sara and tell her that her mother had been in an accident. All a ploy to A. get back at Taker and B. to get him away from the two man cowardice trip.

Now Deadman Inc is mad as hell and gets Regal to sign a no holds barred match between him and HHH. Once one hears no holds barred and Taker in the same breath, UT will get screwed. So it's a no brainer that Smackdown didn't go The American Badass' way. In some cases that is an indicator that person will win the PPV. Not in The Undertaker's. Even if he is the favorite. He's not the type who needs to have his ego stroked and win all the time. Naturally, a win is still up in the air. I wish I could be as optimistic as some of the posters here. 

Quick Judgment Day odds. Maybe Tazz's buddy Joey Numbers has something more encouraging to say. 50% UT will win. Not cleanly. There will be some contraversy. IE somone tries to interfere on The Redneck Pussy's behalf and it backfires. Or a ref goes down allowing UT to capitalize. 50% Taker gets screwed. Vince McFuckoff, Bedra, STRAMPhanie, or even Trip appear. On the slimer side, we could see Asstin go down by way of clean job. Oops sorry, forgot who I was talking about. Or we see Sara conme into play. There's no need to get ye old panties in a twist. She won't get dragged into this further. She is merely a curveball. It is pointless to have her there to either cost him matches and be eye candy on the apron, or to be like Bedra who stands around all the time. And so what if she does become a fixture. At least it is his wife and not some bimbo the WWF wants to put over.

Speaking of which. I have read a few comments on this current storyline. It makes UT look weak, tied down, like a pussy, or less of a badass. Hmmm, here we have a man who is doing what he can to do right by his family in an environment that discourages behavior like that and encourages mindless violence. So doing what he thinks is right for the people he cares for against what everyone else thinks is badass. Besides, who in their right mind would want to go up to him after the legacy of destruction he is still building on and say he's less of a badass?

Did the hardware store have a sale on chains? 

I best get going before the battery on the laptop dies and I have to re write this. So much for modern technology.