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Fuckwad of the Week Award: Nov 8th, 2001
For the second time in two weeks, I've seen some idiot at WWF-NY holding
up a baby. Lots of things piss me off, but this has always been in the
Top 5. Nothing says *responsible parent* like dragging a baby out at
night to a loud, crowded place. Stay home and watch it on tv, moron, or
get a sitter.
People like that deserve a FuckWad. Other wrestling fans that are
Wad-worthy include the ones who claim Taker doesn't sell, or that he
should retire. I hope they were paying attention Monday night. I was
expecting Angle's wife to come running out to stop the match and save
her little box-shaped man from further harm. Now she can add Taker's
name to RVD's on her "bitch-list." I wouldn't be surprised if she
wasn't the type that picked out all her husband's clothes for him, too.
That's another thing that rates in "the top 5 things that piss me off":
women who "mother" their husbands.
This week's major FuckWad goes to WaaaAngle's mentor, Steve Austin.
Minor FuckWads go to:
1) Vince: all that hair dye must be affecting his brain. He
*still* thinks people want to see him open the show. I was hoping his
"announcement that's going to make wrestling history" would include the
words, "My family and I will disappear from tv until every wrestler gets
at least 30 minutes of air time." That would keep the McMahons away for
at least 2 years! I could live with that. Whoever decided that we
needed to see a recap after the first set of commercials deserves a wad
too. Wall.Ah doan know 'bout the rest of youz, but after 3 minutes, Ah
fergit whut just happened on RAW.
2) JR: ever notice how he talks about other things when there's a
women's match going on? Granted, the Ivory/Lita match was nothing
great, but he's an announcer. He should talk about what's happening in
the ring, as it's happening.
3) The "my-eyes-are-on-the-sides-of-my-head" match (for the
Eye-See belt). I wish I was Edge or Test (or Saturn) when merging into
heavy traffic. It must be great to see what's happening over your
shoulder without having to move your head.
4) The Christian/Hurricane match: I don't understand the appeal
this yutz has - I think he sucks. Which one? Well.either one.
Christian's "Bohemian Rhapsody" rip-off music sucks and *everything*
about Hurricane sucks.
Good Stuff:
a) Having the Taker match on during the middle of the show.
b) All those great UT-butt shots (Thank you, camera-man!)
c) The creative and original way Taker got out of Angle's ankle lock
d) The "Angle sucks" chants from the crowd
e) Only seeing a minuet of Shane and NO Steph (I quit watching after the
ApA/Dudley match, so if she was on after that I missed her)
f) JR saying something that actually made sense: ".Vince McMahon doesn't
give a damn what Undertaker thinks."
Cenny
(Hoping to rid the Wrestling World of non-wrestlers, including bored
wives who think their husbands' fans actually give a shit about the
wrestler's wife AND hoping to rid the Wrestling World of predictable
endings. Who *doesn't* think Vince & Shane will be the last 2 left at
Survivor Series, when suddenly HHH runs in and helps Vince...)