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Fuckwad of the Week Award: Mar 4th, 2002
I knew RAW was going to suck when it opened with a bloated Vince head
filling my entire tv screen. For the first time in my life, I was glad
I didn't have one of those big-ass home theater tv's!
"Fan Appreciation Night", my ass. Did the people in the audience get
in
for free? As if...
Getting back to "bloated heads", it's time for our third old-school
FuckWad of the Week Award recipient:
Kevin Nash
The Undertaker possesses 4 things *you* don't:
1) He won't be in the next Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, but at
the rate you're ballooning, you should be well on your way before
November.
2) Even when Taker's hair was long, it still looked like
low-maintenance "man-hair."
3) He's not the twin brother of Nicole Bass, like you. Any chance
of your sis returning to the WWF? She could take *your* place!
4) Taker is not a Fabio wannabe. (Thanks Tracy!)
Nash hasn't even done anything yet, match-wise, and I'm already tired of
him. If Vince is so keen on bringing back "used-to-be's", where's
Vader? At least he was entertaining...
I only watched the first half of the show, and while it's always
entertaining to see Austin's thumb-shaped head get busted open, I prefer
to see it during an actual match, with somebody like Taker. Speaking of
which, UT's segment was fun-for-the-whole-family entertainment, wasn't
it? I especially enjoyed seeing him sit down on the shower floor and
drape his arm over what was left of son-of-Flair, occasionally smacking
him between sentences. But is that enough to make me want to order
Wrestlemania? Uh.no.
Cenny
(Hoping to rid the Wrestling World of big bloated men who spend more
time on their hair than on their ring-skills..)
Here's an interesting link sent to me by Lindy:
http://www.yetivision.com/whatswrong.swf
Click on the above link and study the picture for a minute to determine
what's missing.
(Hint: it looks and sounds like Steph. Can you see it?)