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Fuckwad of the Week Award: Mar 25th, 2002
The good news is, I can watch future episodes of RAW and *not* see Rock,
Angle, Hogan, Billy & Chucky or Maven. I'll miss D-Von though. I think
it's a bad move to break up the good tag-teams, unless they're planning
to pair up Bradshaw with BuhBuh (and D-Von with Faarooq) I don't get it
- Billy & Chuck get to stay together but the Dudleys and APA don't. I'm
glad Taker will stay on RAW. As for the other guys in the Monday-night
group, there's some I like, some I can put up with if I have to, and
some I can't stand. How is that different from the way it was before?
(It's not..)
The FuckWad of the Week Award goes to:
Blechh Lesnar
Just what we need - another no-neck, over-muscled, physically repulsive
man. He reminds me of a blonde Rhyno. Well, I suppose we'll see this
guy feud with Taker. (zzzzzzzz)
Other major FuckWads this week go to Jerry Lawler and Stephanie. Lawler
has always made my skin crawl, but he's come out with the occasional
funny comment. Ever since he came back, minus the wife, his announcing
skills have been worse than they were before. All he can do now is
squawk, squeal and screech. He's not even good at covering up JR's
verbal fuck-ups anymore.
He had the nerve to make fun of Jazz (i.e. a *real* woman wrestler) I'd
like to see her challenge him to a match and proceed to wipe up the ring
with him. Has *he* looked in a mirror lately? I guess not...
Seeing Steph in that tight, ugly black outfit reminded me of watching
someone make sausage - squeezing all that *pork* into a tight casing. I
had to mute the sound during that match so I wouldn't have to listen to
the constant screechy "yeah!" which reminded me of a parrot. It was
great to see her get dragged out of there, but I'm sure we haven't seen
the end of her.
MiniWads to:
1) Angle - for wearing his "I'll Make You Yap" shirt (or was that
his "I'm Glad I 'Came Out' shirt?)
2) Flair - all that money, and he can't find a dentist that makes
well-fitting dentures. I'm tired of hearing him lisp and mumble his way
around loose-fitting teeth.
3) Nash - he has about as much ring stamina as Big Show. Maybe
they can form a tag-team: Fat Out-of-shape Overweight Losers (aka
F.O.O.L.)
4) XPac - It's bad enough to see him back, but seeing him
shirtless and with shorts is about as pleasant as seeing a close-up of
Sara. I guess his new role is to be repeatedly tossed over the top rope
during a match. Maybe he's getting a head start on training for Royal
Rumble?
5) Kane - he was the only one in the ring who was *not* wearing
black and white. Somebody should've told him before he came out. Maybe
he could've thrown a little black & white outfit together, instead of
his usual black & red.
6) Trish - for borrowing (and fitting into) Jericho's foil pants.
7) Linda - for her robotic monologue at the beginning of the show.
8) Vince - just because he's Vince.
9) Austin - waaah-fuckin-waaah, Mr. "I -couldn't- be -the -big-
star- at- Wrestlemania- and- had -to- work- a -match- with- Hall- so-
I'm- staying- home -and- pouting- till- Vinnie -kisses- my- ass-like- he
-used- to." Just goes to show what a difference there is between a man
like Taker and one like Austin.
Cenny
(Hoping to eat chocolate bunnies till I puke. Happy Easter!)