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Fuckwad of the Week Award: Apr 15th, 2002
What I learned between 9 and 11 pm Monday night:
1) Flair is showing signs of "McMahonitis." He opens each show
with a yak-fest and has made himself "ref" for the Taker/Austin match
at
the ppv.
2) Anytime Taker & Austin are in the ring together and they start
fighting, Austin *has to* throw Taker out of the ring.
3) Idiots will continue to chant "What" anytime Austin opens his
mouth.
4) The nWo are about as intimidating as Brisco & Patterson.
5) Tommy Dreamer's 30 second ring appearance and 10 second reign
as Hardcore champion won't be seen again till next year.
6) Bubba & Raven will pass that belt back and forth for the next
several months.
7) Shawn Stay-in-the-back is another "name across the ass" fashion
victim
8) Eddie Gay-rear-o looks like a severely mutated Eddie van Halen
9) Terri *is* old enough to be Eddie's "mommy."
10) Daybra git hersef sum cawfee but Taykur come up an' scared the
beejeezus outta her! A man that size could only sneak up on someone if
they were deaf, blind, or Debra.
11) "You miserable piece of excrement" sounds classier than "You
sorry
piece of shit."
12) Real women wrestlers shouldn't have to job to bimbos.
13) When Kane returns with a new mask, what'll Shopzone do with all
the unsold old masks?
14) Dogs never want to go outside to pee *before* a thunderstorm -
they want to go *during* a thunderstorm.
15) HHHH is uhhhhh boring uhhhhhh
16) If Taker fills the slot in the nWo left by Nash, I'll kill myself.
17) If "Wow, look! Taker is scaring Debra" becomes some drawn out
angle that brings Sara back on tv, I'll kill myself *twice*.
Cenny
(Hoping to rid the Wrestling World of "miserable pieces of excrement".
Steph and Sara are *both* off tv, so that's a step in the right
direction..)