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Fuckwad of the Week Award: Apr 22nd, 2002
What? No Austin opening the show with a bitchfest, demanding a rematch?
That's a first..
Seeing "Block" Lesnar made me think of the square-headed claymation
people in the old "Gumby" show. Speedy summed it up perfectly at her
declipsed-wrestling site. Lesnar was said to be "the next big thing."
Speedy agreed: he's big and he's a thing.
I was happy to see Taker come out to talk, but I got an uneasy feeling
seeing him with *two* head-coverings, instead of just one. I had a
premonition of someone who usually wears *two* coats..someone with a
huge nose and back acne (aka bacne), but I said to myself "Nah, HHH
can't show up on RAW." Just when I was prepared to hear a long
Taker-speech, we all saw the rabid aardvark backstage, and what started
out as something good turned into a steaming pile of shit. The "Judge,
Jury & Executioner" turned into a weak looking whiner ("What's
*he*
doing here? *He's* supposed to be on Smackdown.") What happened to the
take-no-shit Taker who would've glared at HHH, said "Shut yer mouth,
boy" and kept right on talking?
HHH seemed to dominate Taker throughout the fight. Seeing UT shirtless
was a good thing. Seeing him cringing and pleading with HHH was *not* a
good thing. I did notice that Triple Nose is getting really thin, and
I'm not talking about his 'roided up body. I'm talking about his hair.
I could see pink scalp on top. I guess it's just a matter of time
before he looks like Hogan (ugh)
Speaking of Hogan, I got an email from Tracy N. who had this to say:
<<Give Hogan a wad for looking like a walrus. That thing around his
mouth looks like the tusks, and that charcoal he smears on his cheeks
looks like the whiskers. For crying out loud, Hogan as the "undisputed"
champion. Pardon me while I puke! And why do they have Taker jobbing
to 4H and the walrus and (P)Rick Flare? The thing with Hogan and Flare
is that they're too smart to just be loaded up and taken back to the
nursing home. We have to trick them. Let's get the Beverly Ice-Cream
Truck out there one night and BAM, load 'em up like drunks in a paddy
wagon, and back to the nursing home they go. Now that we've (at least
temporarily) been shed of the Fabio wannabe, do we REALLY need X-Puke?
Does he serve any purpose other than to remind folks to change out the
bong water occasionally? I would love to see Taker get the
championship, but for some strange reason, I don't see the writers doing
this, and even if they did, I don't see Hogan being man enough to go
with it, even though in an unscripted match, Taker could beat the walrus
shit out of Has-Been Hogan.>>
I turned off the show after the UT/4H segment. I haven't watched
Smackdown since the split, but I'll make an exception this week. The
spoilers mention a Taker appearance, so I'll see what happens next.
It looks like the next ppv's main event is shaping up to be "Taker
battles the circus." He'll probably be in a 4-way with a walrus, an
aardvark and a bald clown! (*hisssss*)
Cenny
(Hoping to rid the Wrestling World of 'roided up freaks)