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Fuckwad of the Week Award: August 27th, 2001
RAW is QUIZ
1) Pound for pound, Shane is:
a) One fat fuck
b) Thin, by Southern standards
c) The other white meat
2) Why do Stasiak and Stacy-ack look like siblings?
a) Because their mother is Linda McMahon
b) Because their father is Lex Luger
c) Because all no-talent slugs look alike
3) Do the Austins fight like that in real life?
a) What?
b) No, only about serious issues like Nascar or bull riding
c) Yes
4) Hugh Morrus is the secret son of:
a) Jim Ross
b) Jerry Lawler
c) One of the man-eating wild pigs in the movie "Hannibal"
5) Why did X-Pac change his look?
a) Because his 2 fans suggested it
b) Because Billy Gunn suggested it
c) Because someone shit in his gym bag, and he had nothing else to
wear
6) Angle's medals were stolen by Benoit, and then by Austin. Who will
steal them next?
a) Who cares?
b) N'SYNC, while Kurt is backstage trying to get "close" to them.
c) Big Show will eat them, confusing them with those foil wrapped
chocolate coins
7) Debra got a bucket of sour milk dumped on her "haid". The bucket
should have contained:
a) Killer bees
b) Bricks
c) Makeup-remover
8) Vince's hair is coated with:
a) Armour-All
b) Crisco
c) Brisco
9) Steph's wardrobe comes from:
a) Wal-Mart, K-Mart, or Pets-Mart
b) The local landfill
c) Billy Gunn
10) RAW has sucked for a long time. Will it improve?
a) No
b) Only if there's a mass suicide involving all WCW guys and all bimbos
c) Only if fans buy JR's bar-b-q sauce
MiniWads to:
1) Austin for his line, "M'arm's killin' me."
2) JR for his usual verbal screw-ups.
3) The guy in the audience who got on camera early in the show and
gave the finger. That was the *only* thing he could come up with?
4) Tazz's Stacker II commercial
It was good to see Taker "ah-loahn" both in and out of the ring. Albert
doesn't suck, but being paired with X-Pac (and that cheesy music) does!
Cenny
(Hoping to rid the Wrestling World of non-wrestlers, one gold-digging
wanna-be at a time.)