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Fuckwad of the Week Award: Sept 3rd, 2001
RAW is fecal
Starting the show with a Taker match is either a good thing or a bad
thing, depending on who you talk to. Some people see it as more proof
that he's slipping into mid-card purgatory, since the "crap-matches" are
usually on at the beginning of the show. I'd be happy to see him at
both the beginning *and* the end, but I'll take what I can get. It's
nice having the Taker-sighting at the start, because then I don't have
to sit through the rest of it, waiting for him to appear. I'm no fan of
either Test or Steven Richards, but it's good to see other people
(besides Albert) in a ring with Taker.
This week's FuckWad Award is presented to: Steven Richards (son of Keith
Richards?) for his interference in Taker's match with Test(icle).
Runners up include:
1) Debra (Mah real family wuz in the movie, "Deliverance") : for
proving that there's still air-time available for no-talent bimbi who
just happen to be married to a "real rassler." (*If* we can call Steve
Austin a real wrestler.) It's great NOT to see Sara on tv anymore, but I
have this sick feeling we'll see the exact same script in a few months,
starring *her* instead of Debra, proudly presenting Taker with a new
truck while Angle (or whoever) lurks in the background, ready to kidnap
him.
2) Saggy-baggy-Stephanie: for looking like a giant bunch of grapes
(like the old Fruit of the Loom commercial). That ugly-ass purple outfit
would have looked bad on anybody, but it looked especially bad on a big
size 18 heifer with enormous sagging boobs. She's only in her 20's and
still childless. I shudder to think what that chest will look like 20
years and a couple of kids from now.
3) Big Shmo: for returning to the ring after he carted the old
wrinkled bimbo off and for sweating all over the ring (ugh)
4) Christian: for ripping at his hair ( failing to cover the giant
headlight-zit on his forehead) and for doing such a poor job of
squishing Edge's head between 2 chairs. Then again, Edge's face already
has that flattened flounder look...
5) Kurt(Turd Dangle): For *not* pushing Austin over the bridge.
And why didn't he take the "plastic-twins", Debra & Steph, with him? He
could've tied all 3 of them together and tossed them into the river.
The inflated chests would have kept them all from drowning,
unfortunately.
6) The TNN network: what the fuck was up with the "Please Stand
By" screen? And how many of us sat there and stared at it, waiting for
the show to start again? I was only waiting because I thought something
had gone wrong, and we'd be seeing an "Owen-moment" with Austin. I
wasted time that could've been spent using the water-pik on my teeth,
just to see Austin fall backwards into a fuckin' wading pool?
Those were the parts of the show I saw, so I can't comment on anything
else that happened.
Cenny
(Hoping to rid the Wrestling World of recycled story-lines starring" ston clod" ...)