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Fuckwad of the Week Award: Sept 25th, 2001
Answers to questions about the 9/24 RAW:
Q: Why did Taker hug Angle in the clip shown from Sunday's ppv?
A: He was tired, and thought he was moving a large box out of the way.
When he realized that the "box" was Kurt, it was too late..
Q: Is mohair similar to bimbohair?
A: Definitely not! Mohair is soft and fuzzy (like Stacy and Torrie's
brains). Bimbohair is dry and brittle. Mohair can be found in many
colors. Bimbohair is always only one color and texture: straw.
Q: What did Christian have on his head?
A: Big Show had just eaten a whole bag of marshmallows in one bite. He
was just starting to chew them when the urge to sneeze overtook him.
Christian just happened to be in the way.
Q: In the scene with Shane and his group of wrestlers, was the guy in
the back wearing a lampshade?
A: It certainly appeared that the lampshade was being used as a skirt
(a disturbing fashion statement) However, upon closer inspection, it
only appeared that way, due to the unfortunate position of this person
(Kanyon?) standing directly behind the lamp, and thereby looking as if
he was wearing the lampshade as a skirt.
Q: Why does Steph look like an overweight reject from a 1980's MTV
video?
A: There's an old saying: "Those who do not remember the past are
doomed to repeat it" (or something like that) Since she was too young
to take advantage of the 1980's MTV video look, she feels a need to make
up for lost time now, by dressing and wearing her hair in the tasteful
(!) style she's adapted for her important (ugh) tv role.
Q: Why is Booker always looking at the inside of his hand?
A: There are several reasons for this. Among them are: His lines are
written there; He has a naked picture of Shane taped there; He's *still*
seeing trails; He can't wait till the end of the show so he can get
together with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters again.
Q: Why does a 120 lb man with a sunken chest wear a sheer top?
A: Jeff Hardy is only trying to make Pat Patterson happy. Pat gave him
that shirt several months ago and was disappointed that he never wore it
in the ring. Pat asked, "Why don't you wear dat dink?" So, Jeff
started to wear dat dink alla time and Pat is now habby wit da results.
Q: Will any wrestlers appear in any more movies?
A; Yes. There will be a re-make of the re-make of "Night of the Living
Dead" and the doofus with the green cape has a part in it. Notice how
he's already wearing the make-up for his upcoming role?
Q: Who will Big Show be paired with next?
A: He's already been paired with *everybody* in the WWF, except the
roadies, caterers and wardrobe people.
Q: Why did everything red look orange?
A: The problem is not in your tv and it's not TNN's fault. Everything
that used to be red (including the ring ropes) has been changed to
orange, in order to give Tazz a huge push.
Q: Who was X-Pac talking to on the phone in Regal's office?
A: He was talking to someone he could relate to..someone skinny,
homely, and lacking talent. Someone hated by the fans, yet in denial
about it. In other words, he was talking to Sara.
Q: DDP claims to have "discovered the real him." Who *is* the real
him?
A: Sara
Q: What would Rock talk about in his promos if the McMahons left tv?
A: "______________________"
Q: Why was Austin hyped throughout the show?
A: In the mistaken belief that people actually care about him.