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Welcome to the FuckWad of the Week Awards, where anyone in the WWF is eligible,
except Undertaker, although he came pretty close with that
DDP/wife-stalker angle. This all began nearly 3 years ago, when the "Isle
of Wight" (aka Big Shmo) chokeslammed Taker through (yes, through)
the ring. The next day, reports circulated around the 'net that Undertaker sustained
a back injury, due to the exuberance of
"Can't-get-it-right" Wight. (*hissss*)
Whether the reports were true or not doesn't matter. The incident deserved negative
recognition, and so, the FuckWad (or PhuhQuad) Award was born. A one-time rant
festered and grew (like a boil) until it became the long-running column that
people love (or love to hate.)
The original format has been tweaked around, but it's basically still the same,
full of disrespect and bitchy observations. If you have no sense of humor, if
u rite lik thiss, and/or if you think wrestlers are perfect, beyond reproach
gods we should be in awe of, then to quote Pinhead's sidekick in the original
Hellraiser movie: "This isn't for your eyes."
However, if you have a sense of humor and see the employees and owners of the
WWF as *ordinary* people in an extraordinary profession, then keep reading.
I'd like to thank Sabretooth, the owner of the Crypt, for hosting me at this
site, and for doing everything here (except writing the actual columns). Any
graphics, photos, and other cool devices you see here were all created by Sabretooth,
unless otherwise noted.
(Want to e-mail Cenny? Use egzakto@charter.net)
Remember..Hate-mail might become fodder for future articles. "Hate-mail
me. I'll make you famous."
**Current Awards for 6-3-02**
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Awards Cenny has won:
