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Cenny's FuckWad of the Week Awards

(heartless humor and obnoxious observations since 1999)


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Welcome to the FuckWad of the Week Awards, where anyone in the WWF is eligible, except Undertaker, although he came pretty close with that
DDP/wife-stalker angle. This all began nearly 3 years ago, when the "Isle of Wight" (aka Big Shmo) chokeslammed Taker through (yes, through)
the ring. The next day, reports circulated around the 'net that Undertaker sustained a back injury, due to the exuberance of
"Can't-get-it-right" Wight. (*hissss*)
Whether the reports were true or not doesn't matter. The incident deserved negative recognition, and so, the FuckWad (or PhuhQuad) Award was born. A one-time rant festered and grew (like a boil) until it became the long-running column that people love (or love to hate.)
The original format has been tweaked around, but it's basically still the same, full of disrespect and bitchy observations. If you have no sense of humor, if u rite lik thiss, and/or if you think wrestlers are perfect, beyond reproach gods we should be in awe of, then to quote Pinhead's sidekick in the original Hellraiser movie: "This isn't for your eyes."
However, if you have a sense of humor and see the employees and owners of the WWF as *ordinary* people in an extraordinary profession, then keep reading.
I'd like to thank Sabretooth, the owner of the Crypt, for hosting me at this site, and for doing everything here (except writing the actual columns). Any graphics, photos, and other cool devices you see here were all created by Sabretooth, unless otherwise noted.

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Remember..Hate-mail might become fodder for future articles. "Hate-mail me. I'll make you famous."

**Current Awards for 6-3-02**

2002:
Awards for 4-29-02
Awards for 4-1-02
Awards for 2-25-02
Awards for 1-28-02
Awards for 4-22-02
Awards for 3-25-02
Awards for 2-18-02
Awards for 1-21-02
Awards for 4-15-02
Awards for 3-11-02
Awards for 2-11-02
Awards for 1-14-02
Awards for 4-8-02
Awards for 3-04-02
Awards for 2-04-02
Awards for 1-7-02
2001:

Final wad for 2001 Part 2
Awards for 11-26-01

Awards for 10-29-01
Awards for 9-25-01
Awards for 8-20-01
Awards for 7-23-01
April

Final wad for 2001
Awards for 11-19-01

Awards for 10-15-01
Awards for 9-17-01
Awards for 8-13-01
Awards for 7-09-01
March

Awards for 12-10-01
Awards for 11-12-01
Awards for 10-8-01
Awards for 9-03-01
Awards for 8-06-01
June (4th, 11th)

February
Awards for 12-03-01
Awards for 11-05-01
Awards for 10-1-01
Awards for 8-27-01
Awards for 7-31-01
May
January
2000:
2000 FuckWad Review
September
May
January
December
August
April
 
November
July
March
 
October
June
February
 
1999:
FuckWad of the Year
September
December
July-August
November
Fuckwad Archives June-July
October
 

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